So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They prevented hispanic attacks
Canada and Mexico.
Between Mexico and the US.
To get back to Mexico
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
ESPOL
A Mexican.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Cross country
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
El Vetica.
It didn't peso well.
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
Sherlock-Holmes
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
They wash themselves.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Cross-country
Cross-Country
A Pedro leak.
Counter-Esp on ge
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
A seor citizen.
Cross-country.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
So he can be juan with everything.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Juan on Juan
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Fleece Navidad!
Deport him back to Mexico
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
He'd be an illegal alien.
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Trotsky's Revenge
Luggage full of goals.
A Juan on Juan.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Pita pan
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
A MexiCo.
Because they have a lot of ese's
Because there's only Juan Cena
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Literally all gardening stops
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Baby cedar
Tequila Mockingbird
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
The Chosen Juan.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Tequila mocking bird
The Juan percent.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Stamp
Minivans.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Duty. Honor.
By Celibating!
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Because there can only be Juan.
A Mexi
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
