What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.