How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail