Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae