Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!