What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!