What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.