Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!