Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.