Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.