Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.