Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...