What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Stupid Kid Jokes More Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.