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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
A pumpkin!
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
pumpkin
Pumpkin
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
It wanted to play squash.
Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Her coach was a pumpkin
Pumpkin.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
NCIS
The Cis-Teen Chapel
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
He stopped making cents.
Babies grow up and stop crying
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
Half calf
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
I've never had a lima bean on my face.