Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...