Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean