What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions