What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun