What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun