What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!