Nail Gun Jokes

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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