Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.