Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....