Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence