Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.