Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)