Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.