Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.