Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.