What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael