What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.