How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.