Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells