What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.