What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets