How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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OC By process of elimination.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"