How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.