How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."