How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions