How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo