What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

North Jokes More North Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Magnetic Banana Jokes More Magnetic Banana Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.