What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.