What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.