What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.