How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.