How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.