How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.