How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Tootsie Pop Jokes More Tootsie Pop Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke