They can't croco-dial the phones.
Shelfies.
Buster tire can I use your phone !
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
A centipede with athlete's foot !
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
