Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic