Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake