What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !