What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!