What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!