What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!