What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!