What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.