Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What makes a joke about ISIS funny?

The execution

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.