Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.