Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!