What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.