Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout