Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.