What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto