Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.