Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame