Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Rastafriedrice

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He resisted a rest.

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A: Shoot one.

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Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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It was a Regal

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His parents were in a jam.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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It's free of charge

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Urine charge now.

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By selling your camera.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!