Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!