What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.