By selling your camera.
He said : "Nah amine"
McBongald's
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
In a snow bank!
To which I replied: "a camera."
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
They always miss the shot
Indecent exposure.
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
A taxi driver