What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver