Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.