What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"