I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Grow old!
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Doubloons.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Two Chainz.
A Clock-18
He goes back 4 seconds.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)