How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous