What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.