What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.