What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.