Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike