How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives