How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark